Chapter 20: One step closer
The Daily Prophet and the news channel conducted an exclusive interview with Sirius Black in which he shared his side of the story.
Feeling the public rage, the ministry held an open hearing of Peter. It was also shown live on the news channel. Peter confessed his crimes and was sent to Azkaban. He\'d be given more appropriate punishment when Alexander becomes the minister of magic.
By the recommendation of a majority of the Wizengamot members, Alexander was included in the ministry.
Now all he needed was to remove Cornelius Fudge. And that was exactly what he was doing.
He sat in the minister\'s office. In front of him was a nervous Fudge. "What can I do for you, Mr Universe?
"Not much, I want to give you some advice," Alexander said and sipped some tea.
"And what advice is it?" Fudge\'s eyes twitched.
"I think you should retire." Alexander said while sipping on his tea."I don\'t think so, I am still young" Fudge replied.
"Come on man, don\'t make it harder for yourself. You became minister because you licked the correct asses of the correct people at the correct time. And now it\'s time for you to lick my ass... wait, not literally but metaphorically."
"Please don\'t waste my time Mr. Universe. I have things to do" Fudge tried to send him away.
"I want you to retire or else you\'ll lose what reputation you have left. If you don\'t retire then I\'ll be forced to release the video of you threatening me, and believe me, people will not be happy. After that, you will be forcefully and disgracefully removed from the office after a session of voting, I already own more than half of the voting members. The choice is yours. Do you want to live the rest of your life happily or in hiding, it\'s your choice. You have 1 day" Alexander angrily said. Fudge was nervously sweating.
Alexander got up to leave the office but Fudge called him out.
"I resign...sir. Right now, no need to wait a day," he scaredly signed the resignation papers. He was dumb but not foolish or maybe both. Between being dishonorably discharged and retiring with pension and benefits, he\'d choose the latter any day.
The moment he signed, his name was magically removed from the record of serving people of the ministry to retired. His name plaque at the office door became blank.
Alexander immediately called Dumbledore on Uniphone. "Albus, Fudge has resigned. We are calling a Wizengamot meeting in 3 days to elect the new minister. I hope you will come with some of your friends."
"You are very fast. Okay, I\'ll give the order"
...
Happy his plan was succeeding but he was in a state of confusion when he checked the world\'s purity percentage. It had changed from 75 percent to 80 percent. He was confused because he knew that he didn\'t do much to bring that change. The world was very big and surely it wouldn\'t change that much with his recent actions. He considered if he was meant to purify just the magical society or the whole world.
To get answers, he sent the message to his old man, God.
The message was.
"How you doing old man, I am confused with my current world. Am I supposed to purify the world or just the magical community?"
*Beep beep* he received a message.
"Yes... Yes... Sorry, my son, I sent you in the wrong world. You see, some other low god had already sent a savior through reincarnation and I also sent you there by mistake. You were supposed to be sent to the year 1920 of the Harry Potter/ Fantastic breasts and where to find them world and purify the whole world. Now, I cannot forcibly remove you from that world without destroying it. So, you\'ll have to complete your task. To make your job easier, now you just have to purify the British magic community. And one more thing my son, the world you are currently in is not the same you know. That snake man has a powerful master in this world. I will not tell you who it is as it would spoil the fun.
Take care."
[A/N: Alexander is still OP. Please don\'t get angry at there being a new villain. The villain only exists to serve as a stepping stone for Alexander in his quest to get an even higher status in the Magical world.]
Reading the message from his father, he felt somewhat frustrated but he didn\'t let it foul his mood. What he had done was for the betterment of the people, it doesn\'t matter which world. Only the deed counts.
~On another note, now I don\'t have that much work to do. It\'s time to get on with my research on that philosopher\'s stone. I wonder what kind of magic it holds~ he muttered and apparated to his room in the burrow(Weasley house)
...
While Alexander was studying the philosopher\'s stone, something was happening in 4 Privet Drive.
"Why did you even come back, you devil? If I could I would have thrown you out by now. Go back to your room, I don\'t want to see you while you stay here" Vernon yelled.
...
Outside the house.
Snape was just about to ring the doorbell.
"What the hell are you doing here, snivellus?"
Snape turned around to see who it was. His face fell in disgust.
"You can meet him later, poopfoot, I came first" Snape scowled.
"Poopfoot? that\'s the best you could come up with?... Anyway, I\'ve been here for the past whole day. You see that house there. I bought it. So, technically I am first," Sirius said while pointing to the house across the street.
Snape gritted his teeth in irritation but he acknowledged that buying the house was a very good idea. He also made a mental note to buy a house there.
"Still, I came to this door first"
"Don\'t push it, snivellus, I am not afraid of punching you" Sirius threatened.
"Oh! the feeling is mutual," Snape grunted.
*Bam*
Snape punched Sirius in the face and blood streamed out of his nose.
"Oh, IT-IS-ON"
*BAM*
Sirius punched Snape in the eye. It turned black. After that their fight turned less manly and they started fighting like a bunch of little girls.
Hearing all the ruckus, Vernon opened the door. "Who the devil are you two?"
They both looked at him at the same time and embarrassingly released each other\'s hair and tidied their clothes.
"I am Severus Snape, Harry Potter\'s godfather"
"I am Sirius Black, Harry\'s godfather"
Vernon, the fat pig he was, made an ugly face with the ice-cream spoon still in his mouth and closed the door after cursing them. In response, both of them angrily broke in. The Dursleys scaredly gathered behind the sofa.
"Oh! You dare to close the door in my face, I\'ve heard how you treated the little harry all these years. This is payback time." Snape yelled angrily and levitated the trio.
"You fat f*ck, you\'ve been tormenting my godson and you, you are his aunt by blood and yet you treated him so badly, oh I am going to have to teach you about familial love." Sirius broke her mind and started making her go through the reverse torture that she did to Harry all these years.
"Leave my Mumma," Dudley screeched, only to be turned into a pig in response.
"Sev... Sirius?" Harry called out from behind. His head was meekly peeking out from the side of the stairs.
As soon as they heard his voice they left everything and went to him. The Dursleys trio fell to the ground.
"Yes, we came to see you, Harry."
"Yes, how are you?"
Elated with the feeling of someone coming to see him for the first time he ran to them and hugged both of them.
Snape scowled a little, he wasn\'t used to being so close but he didn\'t say anything. Meanwhile, Sirius happily ruffled Harry\'s hair.
"Harry, I bought a house across the street, you can come to me anytime you want," Sirius claimed.
"I am also buying a house here Harry, you can come to me whenever you want" Snape also jumped in.
Harry looked at them confusingly "why don\'t you just live in the same house, after all I\'ll be spending most of my time in Hogwarts. Not just me but professor Snape too.
What he said was reasonable so Snape and Sirius looked at each other for a second.
"HELL NO!" Both exclaimed at the same time.
Seeing them acting like kids, Harry just shook his head.
"So, where do you want to go today?" Sirius asked.
"Well... I\'ve heard many people say that the new Disneyland in Paris is nice. I want to see it." He embarrassingly said.
"Paris it is then, we can just disapparate there," Snape suggested.
"Alright, hold my hand harry."
*Pop*
The next second they appeared in a secluded alley in Paris.
"Well, I don\'t know french so I have no idea how to find Disneyland," Harry said.
"Me neither," Sirius replied.
"Huh... As expected of you Sirius, I\'ll find out." Snape huffed to show his superiority and went off.
A few minutes later, Snape returned.
"We\'re close, hold my hand" they again disapparated and appeared straight in the middle of Disneyland.
Sirius looked around "Well, I was expecting this place to be crowded with muggles."
"Yeah, me too... I heard that this Disneyland just opened in April this year. It is supposed to be crowded," Harry said.
"Maybe it is closed for the day," Snape guessed.
"Oh! Harry, you\'re here too?"
Suddenly the trio heard a girlish voice. Harry turned and smiled joyfully.
"Hermione, how are you here? and Edward too... Oh! Professor Universe also"
Harry had all his favorite people around him.
"Well, this little cat was so into her books that her parents called me in concern and asked me to intervene and this boy Edward was all beat up after I accidentally hit him too hard in training, so I brought them here to relax. What about you three?" Alexander asked as he licked his ice cream.
"Hey, old man... I bought a house near harry and decided to have some fun but sadly, certain someone butted in our trip." Sirius scoffed.
Snape ignored Sirius\'s taunts.
"Why is this place so empty by the way?" Harry asked.
Hermione jumped in to explain with a slight anger.
"That\'s because of the professor. when I told him that I wanted to see Disneyland, he just vanished for an hour. First he tried to book the whole park and when he failed he tried to buy the whole park and when that also failed he just straight up bought the whole Walt Disney company. I don\'t even know how he was able to do that." Hermione said, holding her head at the end.
"Haha... he can certainly do that... You really know how to spoil, old man," Sirius proudly said as if taking important notes from someone.
"Haha... Well... I think I overdid it a little" Alexander scratched his head.
"If this is little, then I want to know what is extra," Edward interjected.
"Well, let\'s not waste our time and enjoy the day. All rides and food are free so do whatever you want. Oh wait, I\'ll bring the Weasleys too"
Next chapter coming up in 15 minutes.
I mistakenly wrote \'Breasts\' instead of \'beasts\' and later found it funny so I left it that way.
Thank you for reading.
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